COOL OFF 7pm

Free turkey status

Holy cow. Holy What progress. "Progress"? What? What is this, the Renaissance? No, this is the Cyberpunk Apocalypse, and I've spent nearly seventy more government bills towards Thanksgiving, towards tradition, towards progress: frozen turkey.
$214.21 more for the 10-14 pound bird, with the weight of ice crystal buildup subtracted from the total. Shop 'n Save is gracious, and Grade A, and just $364.21 more for a 14-22 lb bird. Is it really a bird anymore? Not until it thaws in the oven. In our oven.
On a side note, what am I spending all this money on? Chicken-flavored Baked Lays? Yes, and broccoli, bagged in plastic to maintain freshness. This is where your taxes go, and mine.

Tater tot cook-off

Thanks everyone for making the tater tot cook-off a success. Highlights include (and these are all dishes made with tater tots): General Tso's with Veggies, Macaroons, mock tuna salad, vegan nachos, hot dish, cinnamon raisin bakes, apple crisp, tofurkey sandwiches, homemade sweet potato tots, dessert pie, tacos, pakoras, and lady locks.

Free turkey status

Welcome to the holiday season.
We're $284.51 away from a free honeysuckle grade A frozen 10-14 pound turkey courtesy of our favorite neighbor, and we're $434.51 away from a free honeysuckle grade A frozen 10-14 pound turkey courtesy of our favorite neighbor.
We've got till November 10. Spend, spend spend.

Philly Zine Fest

Artnoose will be at the Philly Zine Fest on Sunday with the most recent issue of the Cyberpunk Apocalypse publication as well as many issues of Ker-bloom!. Come say hello.

The Zine Fest will be held at:
The Rotunda
4014 Walnut Street
noon to 6, free to the public

Also, a hearty welcome to Jackie Wang, the new visiting writer who just arrived in the wee house of the morning today.

Tater Tot Event